Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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