It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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