Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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