I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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