We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
