Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
He better not be in your backpack
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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