I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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