And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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