is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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