They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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