The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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