I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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