i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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