Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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