Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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