he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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