kristin has been a bad kristin
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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