White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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