Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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