everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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