Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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