i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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