OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
