Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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