normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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