what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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