i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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