I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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