That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
