somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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