Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
