you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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