She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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