using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
He better not be in your backpack
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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