we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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