i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
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