Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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