I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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