Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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