You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
How's work?
Spinning.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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