Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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