Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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