The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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