Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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