i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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