just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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