Where is the hickey?
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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