The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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