I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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