Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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