He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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