What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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