I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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