Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
please don't ironically join a cult
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