i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
