break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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