I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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