Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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